whatever

teen:

nakedly:

I don’t know why but I thought this was real

same

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

veryexcitedzayn:

(x)

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

breasts are not sex organs

vulvanity:

sex organs either produce gametes, i.e. eggs and sperm, or are involved in sexual reproduction. breasts do not fit this criteria.

breasts are a secondary sex characteristic which we have because of sexual dimorphism in humans

other secondary sex characteristics include wider hips in women and an adam’s apple in men

breasts are not fucking sex organs

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

still so gentle ~ [X]

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

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